Zero Star Hotel

32 comments | Date: December 13, 2008 | Category: Misc

Cheap digs … the Null stern Hotel in the small town of Sevelen, Switzerland, will become the world’s first ‘zero star hotel’ when it opens in 2009.

Going underground … the hotel has been developed inside a former nuclear bunker.

Close shave … guests can swap expensive luxury hotel add-ons for prison-style essentials for just $14 a night.

Sleep company … visitors are treated to dorm-style accommodation with Swiss army-standard beds.

Safe haven … hotel guests will be safe from terrorist attacks in the cosy Cold War bunker.

Up-grade … visitors can upgrade from dorm-style accommodation to their own room, complete with unpainted concrete walls, for $39.

Family affair … guests will receive a complimentary pair of slippers to venture across the cold concrete floors and mingle with fellow inmates.

Also on offer is a set of earplugs to drown out the noisy ventilation system.

Bottle it up … the converted nuclear bunker is too expensive to heat, so guests are treated to free hot water bottles to keep them cosy.

Wheel of unfortunate … like the rest of the hotel, the interior artwork is a lot to be desired.

Face value … and the exterior isn’t exactly inviting, either.

We’re open … at least they went all out on advertising the hotel.

http://maltahotelreviews.co.uk/ Malta Hotel Reviews

Haha these pictures of people in “hotel rooms” are awesome. In Malta the lowest rating is 2 star, did not think 2 star hotels actually exist! Impressive, hehe
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That guy in the top pic is hilarious! He seems quite happy to have his picture taken, unlike his daughter, kneeling down hoping not to be seen!
Anonymous

Where i come from this is considered a 3 star hotel.
Ryan

I've been staying in these for years. They're called hostels
Believeit

You all suck balls..none of you are living a shitty life in a less-than-null-star-hotel-kind-of-accomodation, so shut the ass up, fudgepunchers…the whole thing is just about creating a new fad about something stupid, yet more proficiently made than any—let's just say—3* Hotel, just without any maintenance..

USA is the Best

You're an idiot! Maybe you should come to America. Oh wait, we don't want you!! Ha ha ha ha
Apathy

@Believeit — Go ahead and swear and jump up and down and throw your anonymous forum post fit. Nobody cares.

Josef

Should be called the Fritzl inn
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Sam

I've stayed in way worse places than that.
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Cartoons in college…good
minki

lol these were drawn very well. The first pic is funny I only noticed Raphael and Michelangelo were playing a console game while Leonardo was a sleep with a slice of pizza on his chest. Decided to scroll back up to see Donatello was playing World of Warcraft. Fourth picture has Angelica pickles and Roger Klotz hooking up in the back of the room. Not sure what Dill with the screw driver is suppose to be doing. 5th picture is luls.

Sally

…The dude with the screw driver is Tommy….
Sally

…The dude with the screw driver is Tommy….

minki

lol these were drawn very well. The first pic is funny I only noticed Raphael and Michelangelo were playing a console game while Leonardo was a sleep with a slice of pizza on his chest. Decided to scroll back up to see Donatello was playing World of Warcraft. Fourth picture has Angelica pickles and Roger Klotz hooking up in the back of the room. Not sure what Dill with the screw driver is suppose to be doing. 5th picture is luls.
Poncho

Is that Calvin, form Calvin in Hobbes? In the one with Tommy and the beaver guy?
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anonymous

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!
they can hear and see what your visually thinking

the reason alot of asians have completely expressionless faces, only associate with asians and dont associate with non asians very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion asians were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non asians, associate with non asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non asians alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with asians so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place

think about it, its not normal how alot of them act, and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
thats why nobody knows about it!

try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around asians, and try looking for asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishing
it still happens despite a large number of them having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen alot more if none of htem had completely expressionless faces all the time, its not uncommon!

i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

you have to spread the message!!!
the world has to know about this!!!!
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