English can be extremely funny, especially when expressions present with totally different meanings from that which was actually intended. English many times, if not worded correctly, can bring about the most ridiculously funny scenarios there are.
So why is English such a hilarious language to learn?
A fun, informal chat in French - the French sign reads, “Yes we chatted about it in French.”
We learn verbs by playing a game of "look out - knock head," you miss one verb, you have to run into a red iron bar once, you miss two verbs, the bar makes contact twice, you miss three…
English Speakers deep fry everything, so this is why the first exam is a cooking one! For your tasks you are required to, A. Fry innards, B. Eat innards, C. Wash it down with cider.
First oral exam requirement - chat up holy men and lead them astray with caffeine saturated drinks. You succeed, you pass Elementary English. You don't, you get to join them.
Intermediate English concludes with an exciting task of teaching your dog to read.
You know that you are more than ready to learn Advanced English when you're allowed to write your very own English sign which doesn't make sense.
And some more funny signs:
It is usually a good idea to have in mind that people can read sentences that have more than two words. Otherwise, you can get some wierd results.
We haven't yet found this answer to the problem of abuse. If abusers had to pay to do the job, who knows how many of them would give it up.
Our health and safety laws have gone crazy, even getting yourself killed these days requires filling out a form.
Our men love wearing dresses - that can't be good :p
You always have to be careful that you're getting the real stuff. We specialise in imitations.
Euthanasia at its best. We've invested in complicated "do it yourself" (DIY) machines, and have all got our own personal, unique numbers for when the time is right.
We have a special place for everything.
Yes! Learning this English course is fun all the way through!
